HOT 4 ANGRYMAN

GoodBye I'm Going Back To The Body I Was Born

2007-10-09T03:11:00.000+06:00

Don't cry for me. Even though the woman deep inside me will always be there I'm returning to the male Pole I am. You see I have to return to my homunculus collection. I have to return to Nebraska.

Please don't cry for me. I'll still be around in my old self with pictures of Kim Possible on my wall.

*This is me after my operation.

*This is be after my breast reduction & penile attachment surgery.

*This was me before my first operation. This is what I will look like once I stop taking my hormone pills.

Bicycling

2007-10-07T19:03:00.000+06:00

So I was riding my bike around town yesterday & I had a little accident. I’m okay, but I called my doctor to make sure everything was all right. You see after my operation I was suppose to take things easy. I’m still a little tender down there so I can’t have too much activity downtown. Don’t worry AngryMan & Pope I’ll be well in another month or so. The doctor told me to avoid the bicycle, because that could lengthen my recovery time. I’m really upset, because I enjoy my bike so much. I don’t have a driver’s license so it’s my only independent mode of transportation. So while I’m healing I’ve been watching reruns of the View, doing my nails, & smoking. I’ve also been reading some Joseph Conrad to keep my mind sharp, but I can’t wait to get back on my bike & back on top of AngryMan & the Pope behind me.

7 True Things About Me

2007-10-05T21:26:00.000+06:00

Tequila Mockingbird tagged me. You all need to know more about the real me.

1.) I use to live in Nebraska. I couldn’t get high speed interest there because of all the corn. So I moved to get closer to AngryMan who has yet to see me.

2.) I love kielbasa. I could eat it for breakfast, lunch, dinner, & midnight snack. Once when I was trying to lose weight before my operation. I had to cut back on my kielbasa consumption. I almost died. The doctor compared me to a Heroin addict.

3.) I love creating little poems. I'm going to be the next Jewel.

The crazy cat
Had a heavy hat
it's head was too fat.

4.) Before my operation, I love Kim Possible so much that I decided the only way I could fuck her was to become her. Look at my profile pic closely.

5.) I love history especially Civil History. I read about it no matter how boring. I’ve decided I will name AngryMan & I’s love child Forest Cotton Stonewall Longstreet Robert E. Lee Traveler AngryMan.

6.) My guilty pleasure is watching the View. I was so upset how they treated Rosie. She is my hero. If it wasn’t that I had my operation to look like Kim Possible I would have request eh Rosie look.

7.) I’ve only had sex with five people since my operation. The Pope, Mike (You thought I was a laundry basket), Al Sharpton, TequilaMockingBird (Yes honey that was me. Thanks for responding to my craigslist ad), & Larry Craig. I’m still waiting on AngryMan.

Blogless until AngryMan

2007-10-04T21:08:00.000+06:00

I was just a blogless fool before I came across Why I have high blood pressure? Yes I was anonymous in the comments. It was there that I discovered the satire the insight the humor the intelligent that I was missing. Through AngryMan’s blog I discovered the Pope. My eyes have seen the light. Soon there will be a magical mystical three ways. I will only let the Pope do me in the butt because I what to reserve my vagina for the golden penis & I want his seed in me. I’m sorry Pope, I’ll shit out your seed.

Now I have a purpose in life to follow the development of AngryMan. I will venture in his past to see how he has become the AngryMan he is today. I will unfold the story of his golden penis & how women can’t get enough of it. YOU HOS BETTER BACK OFF! I’m talking about the drunk hos too, TequilaMockingBird & Sara Sue. The regular hos who thinks it’s funny to ridicule AngryMan will die if you don't back off, yes that is you C.Rag.

Let me also say the reason why I know so much about everyone is that I use to be a Polish man. Now I’m all woman.

I'm Here I'm Hot 4 AngryMan

2007-10-04T04:33:00.000+06:00

For those of you who know him, he is hot. He is sexy. I would suck his dick on command. I would suck his dick even if I've just eaten.

Go read his blog. He is so hot.

UPDATE:

I will be here to love & protect my AngryMan. All of you who mess with him better fuck off, ya'll.

AngryMan is a GOD with a golden penis.